XXXX. VINA ACECOOK Mi Lau Thai chicken

Brand: Vina Acecook
Name: Mi Lau Thai chicken
Price: 0,50 €

Yo, since I've just been hanging round lately, doing nothing but procrastinating and stuff and being unable to pull my shits together to get up from mah bed/away from the Internet, I thought I could also blog, since it's really been a while, sry. 

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So this time we have another guest review, my little brother with the code name 'Long Chicken' (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) tried this Ramen. Here's what he thinks of it:

If you think that every fucking Ramen looks the same, you're stupid, cuz it's not true. Look at this one, we have leek, dried onions (which look like brown spots of sh** xD) and white fungus up there, which I have never seen in instant ramen before!!

So my little brother, who is by the time he ate this 60/5+2^3-(32-(4*6)) years old, said this:

'This soup tastes strange.'
'It doesn't... really taste like chicken.'
'Yeah, it's okay.'
'It's spicy.'
'It rather tastes like lemon.'
'Hmm, it doesn't taste like chicken at all, it only tastes sour. It's very lemony.'

So when I asked him to grade this soup, he said 'something between B and C'. When I later came into the kitchen I saw the half-eaten left-over bowl standing there. My mom said that it was probably too spicy for him to finish it. Such a wimp.

Rating: According to the fact that he didn't want to finish this Ramen, this one gets a C


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XIV. Samyang Hot & Spicy Beef Flavour Ramen Sutah

Brand: Samyang
Name: Sutah Hot & Spicy Beef Flavour Ramen
Price: ?

This one is a guest review by my dad. Korean instant noodle packages tend to be bigger than the noodle soups from other countries. Why is that so? I have no fucking clue. But it's pretty nice haha. lol

Does anybody know the moment when you open up the sachet with the flavour powder and pour it over your noodles and accidentally breathe in the little dust particles flying around and get a sneezing flash? I immediately knew that this soup is going to be so fucking hot. My daddy had to eat them, though, haha. Phheeeew.
Vegetable was also included.

After my dad ate it, I asked him how it was. He said it was a little bit spicy. But he seemed okay. =D

Rating: B+

V. Kailo Instant Noodles Beef Flavour

Brand: Kailo Brand

Name: Instant Noodles Beef Flavour

Price: ?

This Ramen comes in an orange bowl that is an asshole that almost ripped off my nail when I tried to open it. I was at the edge of starving when I wanted to eat it back then, and maybe probably too stupid to seperate the lid from the bowl without completely destroying everything entirely. That’s what I thought, facing that motherfucker.

I still made it, though it looks like I used a knife to cut out the lid. Which I really didn’t. I swear to god. =D

Anyways, the special extra add-on this time iiiiiiiiiis ... an idiot stupid PLASTIC FORK!!! Because it’s so much more easier to scoop the noodles and put it all the way up to your mouth without losing them and dropping them into the soup to splash all over your nice white freshly washed T-Shirt. Using the fork is also so much more helpful with the broth, because forks are ESPECIALLY made for eating water and soup and other liquid stuff. You guys get the point, I fucking love plastic forks.

There is no picture of the cooked noodles because I was starving and I forgot to take one. And anyways, they all do look the same, really. The noodles are very delicious, soft and thin and curly, and it almost feels like they make love to your tongue when they slide accross the inside of your mouth. The broth tastes awesomely like beef. Well, tasty artificial beef flavour, that is. But not bad at all. 

I think I have to make one thing clear: I never put in the extra chili powder. Why? Because I’m a pussy. And without having put any extra spicyness in here, this soup was so hot that it got my nosewater drippin’. Hahaha. I almost died. Seriously.

Rating: This Ramen earns a B+ because eating them almost killed me, but they were way too delicious to be wasted. Really hardcore, but super-yummy!