XXVI. Mama Oriental Rice Vermicelli Tom Yum Koong Flavour

Brand: MAMA
Name: Oriental Rice Vermicelli Tom Yum Koong Flavour
Price: 0,50 €

AHH I can't read Thai so I had no fucking clue what the name of these Noodles were untill I googled 'MAMA Shrimps' and looked up the pictures. Yeah me! Har har. 

OTL

Fact is: If the package of ramen is red or hot orange, (I love the color hot orange hahaha I'm such a chick) it might be most likely an indication that the content is pretty hot. Even without adding the extra pack of chili powder. Just FYI for you Ramen-noobs out there, if you didn't know^^

There was a pack of some dark red paste in it. When I cut it open to pop out the content, (I always cut open the sachets because I never rip it open. That'll only cause a disaster of spoiling everything everywhere. Ramen can be a motherfucker if you don't handle it right. Or if you're obviously an idiot. So am I.) something went on my finger. When I licked it up, it sizzeld on my tongue, seriously, so hot is that damn shiat!!! But it was pretty nice, though, haha.

The broth looks preeeetty red, and the smell when opening the lid to cover the noodles while getting mushy was reaaaaaally fierce, too. The noodles are very thin, which I personally don't like that much, and they also don't get that soft for me to find them awesome. But I absolutely love the broth. It's hot, but you can (or I could :P) still eat it, it's actually not that brutal at all! Well, I could slurp the soup without any problems, my nose just started to run after I almost finished the bowl. It also tastes nicely of shrimps and seafood underneath the hotness.

Rating: If you're not a pussy and into hot stuff, I recommend this Ramen. A

XXV. Omachi suon ribs flavour

Brand: Omachi

Name: Suon (ribs flavour)

Price: 0,50 €

This packaging looks pretty fashionable, the combination of pink and black, so rad hahah. I am such a chick for liking this. But on the other hand, I only heard good things about Omachi stuff, so I gave this rad looking sexy pink and black Ramen a try. HAHA

Do more bags of extra ingredients to put in mean more flavour? More deliciousness? One could asume that. Yeah, it could even be true. The liquid oil for the ribs flavour, the flavouring powder for the saltyness, and the chili powder to snort of course haha, all that adds to the combined smack of this Ramen. Wow, what a fucking philosophy lesson here. What happened?!?!? Ö_ö

Whoaw, wild Wontons appeared!!! There are also chunks and green stuff and vegetable en masse included, which made my bowl almost spill as I pushed my spoon and chopsticks in. Pretty deluxe. This is pimped Instant Ramen, folks.

The chunks taste like Tofu, the green stuff taste like leech, the vegetable like vegetable, and the noodles, which are made of potatoes, are really amazingly and lustfully soft. They are just freaking awesome. So unbelievably delicious, congenial to the perfectly flavoured broth. This Ramen is really THE SHIT!!!

Rating: A+

XXIV. Vifon Vietnamese Style Instant Noodles Chicken Flavour

Guess who's back? Again?
Hahahaha, I only missed out for three weeks! No need to get angry and miss me, ok? :P
I uhm... simply forgot about this blog.
Had lots of yummy, fresh, authentic, with-lots-of-love-made asian food from my mum, so I completely forgot, how to even spell I-N-S-T-A-N-T!
Well... that is until I remembered... that I do have to go back to my appartmant and ''cook'' and eat alone before long. I'll actually go back this weekend. TT_____TT

Thanks mummy for all the delicous food! I gained 3kg! 8D

Here is my review on Vifon Vietnamese Style Instant Noodles Chicken Flavour, which name I just copied and pasted from the entry below! Trololol

I must admit: I looooooove these!!! So, so, so, so, so delicous! *A*

Look at the package! It has noodles, chicken stripes, peppermint leaves, leek, chillis, onions, mushroom and a chicken egg (I believe...) on it! Such nice coloring! Makes you really want to buy it! :D

Inside is this...

...which turns out into this...

...and then this. (Too many pics and too lazy. xP)

Pour in your boiling water and you have...

...THIS! :D

Look at all those fat and grease bubbles! Yum! 

Stir it and you have delicous Pho! And more fat and grease bubbles! xD

They are so delicous! 8Q________

Let's start with the smell. It has an awesome Pho smell full of spices, cinnamon and stuff, plain delicous. The smell can be discribed as a sweet flowery smell... wtf? o.O

There are veeery weird ''chicken'' pieces in it… they are chewy and tastes like… nothing? Hard to put into words but like something old? You get what I mean? No? >.<

Don’t pull the noodles to high, cause the most likely will rip and you will splash yourself and your laptop, papers and books with scalding hot and oily water! -.-''

Add your Sriracha Chilli Sauce for more awesome and authentic Pho, like the vietnamese Mum would make for you, if you had one! Chilli is always relevant. *___*

Conclusion: It's a little reminder of what you could get at home, mum-made with love. Mummy I ♥ you! *sobs* A generous A, because I love Pho and unlike my sister, haven't tried the bowl Pho yet. x3

XXIII. Vifon Vietnamese Style Instant Noodles Chicken Flavour

Brand: Vifon
Name: Phở Gà Vietnamese Style Instant Noodles Chicken Flavour
Price: 0,50 €

Have you guys already tried Phở, this freaking awesome noodle soup dish of mah very home country after reading this former post of mine about MAMA's Phở Gà? Yes? Then you're cool. No?  Then 

SCREWWWWW YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Hahahaha. I actually don't care whatcha'll eatin', just sayin' that if you don't try Vietnamese phở once in your life you won't be a happy corpse in your coffin. Lol, what a crackbrained metaphor -______________-

the yellow flavour oil... looks kinda... X((

Vifon's phở is not as good as MAMA's Bowl of phở, the package is not as pretty as MAMA's Bowl of phở, the smell is not as aromatic as MAMA's Bowl of phở, the taste is not as tasty as MAMA's Bowl of phở, the price is not as pricey as as MAMA's Bowl of phở. It's also not really lame, it's just... lamer

I Still love it because, well, it's phở. Those strange-looking white chunks in the middle also taste like rubber and are supposed to portray the chicken in this story, I think. In any case, I had fun eating them.

Rating: Better try MAMA's bowl of pho, it's so much better IMO. This one's just pretty decent. B+

XXII. Yum Yum Instant noedels groenten smaak

Brand: Yum Yum
Name: Instant noodles vegetable flavour
Price: 0,35 €

I always thought only meat products can be Halal, but after reading this, which taught me that 'Halal' means the absence of unproperly slaughtered meat, pork, dead animals, blood and alcohol and other religious stuff, EVERY fucking vegetarian food without alcohol must be Halal! AH-HAH! Conclusion of the day.

There is only one bag of flavour powder included, and I was even too lazy to snap a picture beside that wrapping hahaha. Yum Yum noodles always look the same anyways. I could even...

...use this picture from a former Yum Yum review and you wouldn't even notice the difference ;D. My point is: Yum Yum with simple, colourless broth looks always the same. Nothing thrilling to be worth showing actually.

This noodle soup is pretty unspectacular, too, it tastes boring, looks boring and has no vegetable chunks or anything to be swimming in here. It's actually more wicked to eat the uncoocked noodles as a snack (and no, just idiots snort the powder, or any powder in common -____-").

Rating: B+