XX. MAMA Rice Noodles with Artificial Chicken Flavour

Brand: MAMA
Name: Rice Noodles with Artificial Chicken Flavour
Price: 1,50 €

Pho is probably the most known and most famous noodle soup of Vietnam, an actually pretty simple dish with delicious flat white rice noodles that feel smooth and sleek in your mouth, and meat broth companied by Chicken or Beef (phở gà = with Chicken, phở bò = with Beef; dear Marisha Pessl, you got that wrong in your novel Special Topics in Calamity Physics. Just sayin'. Great book though). You also add tons of other fresh ingredients such as chili, lemon juice, and lots and lots of herbs, to make it so complete and perfect tasting. Even Matt Heafy, lead singer of Trivium and easily the hottest guy on earth, is crazy about Pho (check his blog if you want to try real good and fresh Vietnamese stuff in Seattle). OMG, can you please get divorced and marry me, you smokin' hot motherf*****? Haha, just joking. No, actally I'm not. -_- (Sorry, didn't mean to insult you, I just fucking want a baby from you har har)

clumpy flavouring oil, a powder sachet and another ugly plastic fork

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If you don't have the chance or occasion to have freshly cooked Pho, I recommend this Instant Pho which is pretty delicous and satisfying if you are craving for it. The noodles are very thin which I like a lot, but if you eat them too cold or too slow they will taste weird in that cooled state, kinda brashly and floury, especially if they stick to your gums, because they are so flat OTL. The broth is pretty good, also, perfectly salted, pretty close to that typical Pho soup broth taste which you might have tried before if you are a cool person that is interested in Vietnamese food :D. There are also some weird Chicken (flavoured) chunks (not sure if it's real chicken Ö.ö), maybe to make up for the fact that the soup doesn't really taste like chicken, and dried vegetable pieces which make the soup not look totally boring. So thumbs up on this one!

Rating: A

V. Kailo Instant Noodles Beef Flavour

Brand: Kailo Brand

Name: Instant Noodles Beef Flavour

Price: ?

This Ramen comes in an orange bowl that is an asshole that almost ripped off my nail when I tried to open it. I was at the edge of starving when I wanted to eat it back then, and maybe probably too stupid to seperate the lid from the bowl without completely destroying everything entirely. That’s what I thought, facing that motherfucker.

I still made it, though it looks like I used a knife to cut out the lid. Which I really didn’t. I swear to god. =D

Anyways, the special extra add-on this time iiiiiiiiiis ... an idiot stupid PLASTIC FORK!!! Because it’s so much more easier to scoop the noodles and put it all the way up to your mouth without losing them and dropping them into the soup to splash all over your nice white freshly washed T-Shirt. Using the fork is also so much more helpful with the broth, because forks are ESPECIALLY made for eating water and soup and other liquid stuff. You guys get the point, I fucking love plastic forks.

There is no picture of the cooked noodles because I was starving and I forgot to take one. And anyways, they all do look the same, really. The noodles are very delicious, soft and thin and curly, and it almost feels like they make love to your tongue when they slide accross the inside of your mouth. The broth tastes awesomely like beef. Well, tasty artificial beef flavour, that is. But not bad at all. 

I think I have to make one thing clear: I never put in the extra chili powder. Why? Because I’m a pussy. And without having put any extra spicyness in here, this soup was so hot that it got my nosewater drippin’. Hahaha. I almost died. Seriously.

Rating: This Ramen earns a B+ because eating them almost killed me, but they were way too delicious to be wasted. Really hardcore, but super-yummy! 

IV. Bowl Noodle Soup Hot&Spicy

Hello!
This is another post by Q.A!
Since my sister doesn't have access to a computer during work days, I'm in charge of updating, but... I forgot (and was lazy). Sorry! OTL


Ok, so this is a review on Nongshim's Bowl Noodle Soup Hot&Spicy. Another korean noodle soup! :D
It comes in a plastic bowl, where you only have to pour water in. Super convenient for lazy people like me! One bowl less to wash! Yeah!!! ^O^

 (What's quiet surprising is, that the end-result actually looks like what's in the picture printed on it for once. o.O)

 (Clear and good to see instructions.)

 (No complicated 20 sachets of artificial whatsoever. Just one Powder Soup bag.)

 (Open lid to the half, pour boiling water in, close it and wait 3min...)

 (Open, stir it and you have a delicious meal! ^^)

The eating:

It's super delicious! Perfect spicyness (, because I only put in 3/4 of the soup powder. :P)

The noodles have a yummy soft consistency. 

A lot of funny stuff in there: Your obligatory leek/green stuff/grass/whatever, you see those raddish like things in the picture above? It's actually fish cake. Well, it tastes fishy and is chewy soft. Same with the round yellow things.

I just had one problem. I remember loving these noodles, because there was Uzumaki inside, but i couldn't find any!!!

BUT:

After i was almost done, ONE popped up. I feel so cheated! Last time I ate it, there were at least 4! Dx


It's still super delicous, so I'll give it a A+!!!