49. MAMA Flat Yentafo

Brand: MAMA

Name: Flat Yentafo

Price: ~0,40 €

I already posted about the MAMA Yentafo soup with the thin rice noodles (see HERE). So this review is actually obsolete, because they taste the same. However I took some pictures, so enjoy:

ERMAHGERD IT'S PINK!!!

added some sweetly fried tofu pieces in there...... oouuuhhhhhwwwww they taste like heaven

The thing about the noodles is: They stick together, and those fat strangs are too hard. That's why I would recommend the thin noodles over these flat ric noodles, though they are not that good, either.


Rating: C-

48. Yum Yum Kimchi Flavour

Brand: Yum Yum
Name: Kimchi Flavour
Price: 0,35 €

why is this picture so fucking crappy jolted?!?

Lately I get the feeling that the noodle soups I eat get more and more whack, effecting the posts in this blog that get equally more and more whack. What can I say? How can I apologize for that? I don't know. Maybe if I upload some pictures where my ass looks nice, hahahahaha. (That's what he said.) Well, who cares anyways? 

(=.=)

Just one pack of powder, and the powder looks not even red, but orange. After pouring boiling water and waiting...

...it just looks like any other Yum Yum noodle soup. So boring. The noodles taste pretty unspectacularly like any other Yum Yum noodles: salty, not that bad, not that outstanding either. 

The broth was quite a thing: If you expect to find any Kimchi or Kimchi flavour in here, I must tell you, my friend, that you're barking up the wrong tree. There is not the slightest hint of Kimchi, the soup is simply hot and salty, and the hotness was reaaaally whack on top of that. This soup is a great disappointment.

Rating: C-

XVI. VEWONG A-One Instant Noodlesoup Chicken Flavour

Brand: VEWONG

Name: A-One Instant Noodlesoup Chicken Flavour

Price: 0,50 €

Boring. Simply BOOOOOOOOOORING!!! I won’t review these normal A-One Ramen again in the future. There’s not much to say about it. High quality package, nice colours,... I think I will stop writing about these fucking packages, too, who cares about them anyway. It’s all rubbish, and after you have taken everything from the inside, you just throw it away like trash. Lol.

check out mah sexy Barbie bowl xD

I tried to get the dry noodles into a bowl too small, so I tried to break that bitch into little pieces. I ended up sweeping the entire kitchen floor. Asshole. Yeah, I’m talking to you, you brick of a noodle.

 There is not much to say about the taste. Common chicken flavour, nothing special, a little bit too plain. The noodles I cooked were still quite a little bit too unsoft for me to like them, but maybe the water I used was too cold or I just didn’t get it right because I just came back at 1 PM from partying, having a maleficent hangover and the cold disgusting feeling of abandoness when I realized there was no food but Instant Noodles in da house. Well, at least the green stuff on top makes the soup look a little bit less boring than it really tastes. 
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Rating: C-

VI. Vifon Hủ tiếu Nam Vang

Brand: Vifon
Name: Oriental Style Instant Rice Noodles 'Phnom Penh' Style
Price: 0,50 €

  

Hủ tiếu is a famous and typical traditional dish of Cambodia that Vietnamese and Thai people also eat because of the many Khmer people over there. Thats what Wikipedia says. Here's the link for the smart asses who are actually interested in reading something about that issue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_tieu. I have to admit I had no fucking clue what the difference between Pho and Hu tieu is, though I'm vietnamese. I actually still don't habe a fucking clue. But who cares, noodles are noodles and soup is goddamn soup, brah.We all s*** the same, there is no difference!!!

There were the usual bags of powder, fat, vegetable/weird tofu chunks and also one with dried little onion pieces inside. Maybe it was garlic, couldn't really tell the difference though. I thought those would give this soup a special awesome taste, but it tasted crap. Like little splints of something that is everything else but onion. Or garlic.

The taste of the broth is pretty weird, too, like semi-frowsty vegetable stock. Kinda couldn't get along well with these flavours. The noodles weren't that satisfying, too, unevenly thick and hence not evenly soft. They also had a strange pale-grey shade, but the slippery feeling they made me feel on my tongue was kinda awesome hahahah. At least one good point.


Rating: Because this noodle soup didn't really overwhelm me and its taste is kinda special and distinct, I suggest ya'll try this out on your own, maybe ya'll like this more than I did. C-