42. MAMA Instant Bean Thread Clear Soup

Brand: MAMA
Name: Instant Bean Thread Clear Soup
Price: ?

I really love these fat Shiitake mushrooms on the package... And this time, it proves that even sometimes you really get what is on the cover, even with instant noodles!...

...but if you think you'll get REAL Shiitake and coriander and that weird-looking stuff on the left of the pack that kinda looks like hash (I mean the meat, you dumbass!!!), you're really dumb, hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. The size of the noodle brick is pretty lousy, too.

Here's why I wrote you et what's pictured on top: the flavouring fat really tastes of Shitake. It was stunning! It also smells really strongly like coriander, which I personally don't like that much. Though the soup looks very boring, the noodles were pretty good: the possibility of choking on them is pretty high, that's what makes them good! So slimy and slippery, just be careful not to eat them too fast, har har. I finfished the bowl in about 2 minutes, don't try to beat my record, mate. 

The only bad thing here is the sand that remains, particels from the flavour powder that failed to dissolve.

Rating: B+

IX. Vina Acecook good artificial spareribs flavour

Brand: Vina Acecook

Name: good artificial spareribs flavour

Price: 0,60 €

This time we have a review with vermicelli noodles. (WTF, why does that word sound so Italian? xD) The packaging looks very nice, with a sample picture on the front advising how the noodle soup could actually look like and what you should add/put on top of it to make them a more delicious and healthy meal and just pimp that lousy crap that’s actually inside the package.

The glass noodles are unregularely thick, and the fat ones don’t get soft at all in the boiled water but stay hard, which is a minus. The artificial spareribs flavour tastes too artificial, just really weird and strange, not like spareribs at all. The taste is not even close to any kind of meat flavour, well, at least not the ones I know. (-____________-)'' There are also some mini tofu chunks included in the vegetable bag. They have a specific taste, and I really can’t tell what they are doing in the soup, if that flavour is supposed to add some special taste to the soup (which already tastes crap), or if it’s to make the clear soup look less boring under the green herb stuff, or if it’s an attemp to interpret/imitate/impersonate the spareribs. I find it very disturbing.

Rating: Though the name is good, I didn’t find them good at all. D